That Biscuit Man Is Grumpy

I was in my dog run this morning and the biscuit man saw me standing there--of course I wanted a biscuit, and he trained me to do that. So, he goes into the garage to get me a biscuit and as he gives it to me he says, "You know, you've almost eaten all my Milkbones." Duh ! It's not like I go out the front gate, go to his front door, knock on it and when Pat comes to the door, I ask her for the key to the garage. She says, "Wait a minute" and then brings it to me asking me to return it when I get finished. Then I go to the garage and forage all the biscuits. (I roll my eyes, as if saying yeah right!) I just can't help it that I am so well behaved, don't bark so much and just look beautiful--even when I have wet clay on my rump from the melting snow. Guess the biscuit man is going to have to go to the store and get some more biscuits.

He has a really nice dog, chocolate lab named Cocoa. She and I sniff each other a lot. A few years ago I went over to Cocoa's yard and she didn't like me being there. That was all right, it is her yard. Do you think she knows the biscuit man is giving me biscuits? Ooooooh, I think she really wouldn't like it. It's not that she would share, she's just is an only dog. So, that's all right. I like other dogs and people also, especially when they have biscuits.

What happened.........

It's cloudy and dewy in my yard today. What happened? Yesterday I was lying in the sun and feeling the warmth. I snoozed and ate biscuits and snoozed some more. And today............I guess I can still have the biscuits but that warm snooze is no longer with me. It's all right though because I know there will more days of warm snooze.